Overnights
Not you, but the blonde next to you has white out on her screen. DON’T LOOK! Just keep staring at your computer.
 

Hawk




My Life Has Changed


My life is so different now that I'm a dad. I've learned some parenting lingo.  Before I had kids I never understood the language that parents use.  For instance I now know that there are different types of naps: "a good nap", "a short nap", "too long of a nap" and "missed our nap". I also have grasped the concept meant by the words "doesn't travel well".  Before I had kids I never understood what "pick your battles" meant. Now, I get it.  The mysterious "teething" process is no longer a mystery. (By the way--when do they start to fall out?) I have also noticed how much I look like a dad now.  I am always prepared and I carry that BIG bag. I don't go anywhere with my kids without diapers, wipes, toys, books, snacks, extra clothes, pacifiers, blankets, car seats, booster seats, strollers.... the list goes on. I need a pack-mule when I have my boys with me !  The music in the car has even changed! And I gotta tell you, it ain't good.   When I see these changes I just smile. They don't bother me like I thought they would.  I'm a dad--it's worth it! 


 
 (0) Comments


 

"Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the Stars" - Casey Kasem.

A TRIBUTE TO A LEGEND...Casey Kasem passes away at age 82



 
 (0) Comments




 

Everybody Loves Cake Right?

Hey what's up! How are ya? Let me catch you up. My 2nd son Judah just turned 2. Where does time go? I swear I just went to the bathroom, came back and he was a toddler. How did that happen? This parenting thing is a fast ride! So he had a birthday, and he wouldn't eat his cake. Same as last year. Do I have the only kid who doesn't like cake? How can my son not like cake? Not only did he not eat it but he cried because he thought he had to eat it. Now whenever he hears anyone sing "Happy Birthday" he cries and runs for the hills. I'm sure this will change. That would make for awkward teenage birthdays.
 (0) Comments




 

Put Some Clothes On

We'll, it finally happened. I saw my Mother-in-law in her bathing suit. I'm gonna have to slaughter a pig to get that image out of my mind. You know we have been known to use her varicose veins as a road map on vacation a few times..... hehe. After I saw her I started to think of a few people I would not want to see in a bikini, bathing suit or Speedo. Here are just a few: Donald Trump, Oprah, Paula (put some butter on it) Dean, Kevin James, Tom from the Hawk and Tom Show and Betty White. We'll with Betty White it might be funny for an SNL show. To be honest I ain't that pretty myself in a Speedo. This has been a public service announcement from the Better Bikini Bureau of South Carolina. Be careful at the beach, pool and lake this bathing suit season. Now here is whats goin' on at the station.
 (0) Comments




 

It's Summertime

It's summertime! All the kids are out of school.  I see them playing in in the streets, at the park, and at the pool.  To be honest,  I'm a little jealous.   Remember the summer days when you were young? Too young to work, but old enough to be bored at home.  Roaming the streets on your bike.  Spending your allowance on candy and movies.  I can even hear the ice cream truck.  What a great  feeling.  What I wouldn't give for a day like that now!  Can you imagine?  What if, for just one summer day you could be a kid again.  Wouldn't that be great?!  No responsibilities.  No stress.  No bills.  No plans.   Just a day to sleep in, swim at the pool, play at the mall,  ride on the handlebars of your friend's bike.  Kids don't realize how great they have it during the summer.  Honestly,  what do they have to worry about?  Those days are short-lived.  Before they know it, they'll be grown up and facing the real world.  Right now you're probably sitting at work, in your office or at home, stressing about bills or your job...or something very adult-ish.   What would you give for the day off?  One day as a kid in the summer. I say we take it.  I say we take the day off just to play.  Do it...do it now!  Go get some ice cream!  Take off your shoes! Run in the sprinklers!  Eat candy until you're sick!  See you at the pool!  CANNONBALL !!!!
 (0) Comments




 

Put Some Clothes On

 
 
  We'll, it finally happened.  I saw my Mother-in-law in her bathing suit.  I'm gonna have to slaughter a pig to get that image out of my mind.  You know we have been known to use her varicose veins as  a road map on vacation a few times..... hehe.  After I saw her I started to think of a few people I would not want to see in a bikini, bathing suit or Speedo.  Here are just a few: Donald Trump, Oprah, Paula (put some butter on it) Dean,  Kevin James, Tom from the Hawk and Tom Show  and Betty White.  We'll with Betty White it might be funny for an SNL show.  To be honest I ain't that pretty myself in a Speedo.  This has been a public service announcement from the Better Bikini Bureau of South Carolina.  Be careful at the beach, pool and lake this bathing suit season. 
 
 (0) Comments
Tags :  
Topics : Human Interest
Locations : South Carolina
People : Betty WhiteKevin JamesTom Show




 

Shopping on T.V.

The other night I couldn't sleep. So in the middle of the night I got up and I turned the tv on.  It seemed like a good idea at the time.  There really wasn't much on, a few lousy movies and about a hundred infomercials.  I usually just turn past the infomercials but for whatever reason I didn't. I started watching and before long I was captivated.  So many products!  Medicines, facial cleansers, kitchen gadgets, cleaning supplies... you name it, they were selling it.  It was fascinating!  Maybe it was the late night or the lack of sleep but I found myself wanting EVERY item I saw. It was like all reason flew out the window. Suddenly, I NEEDED things I had never even considered buying before.  A knife that cuts a penny--how have I lived this long without one?  A bio- degradable cleaner so natural, you can drink it!  Amazing....and handy!  I don't have a problem with my complexion but I was even convinced I needed the facial cleansers, just in case.  And who wouldn't want a Hoveround?!  Have you seen how that thing handles corners?  It was like I was in a buyers trance, and I have no idea how long it lasted.  I woke up that morning with my phone and credit card in my hand. I don't remember much about the evening but something tells me I'm already done Christmas shopping. 

 (0) Comments


 

Don't Shave

Have you heard? It’s No Shave November-- or as I call it ‘Noshember’. If you don’t know what it is, it’s a ban on shaving for the month of November. I’m really excited because I hate shaving my legs anyway. (I was going to type “hehe” here, but my wife informed me that only girls use “hehe”). Hey, if the beard looks cool, I might keep growing it and go with The Year Beard. That’s right, no shaving for a year. I’d be sporting the mountain man look. My wife always says I look hot with a 5 o’clock shadow. You know, kinda like the George Michael look from the 80’s and 90’s. Wow, did I just admit that I think George Michael is hot? Ok moving on, I posted my picture on facebook, my Mom saw it, thought it was for a good cause, and now she is participating also! She didn’t tell me what body part she chose to not shave but I’m guessing her underarms... ewww. I hope you are participating too. Tell your friends and relatives. Tell everyone on facebook and let’s be the hairiest state in the South! We probably already are but anyway........
 
 (7) Comments
Tags :  
Topics : Human Interest
Social :
People : George Michael




 

Put so clothes on Granny

We'll, it finally happened.  I saw my Mother-in-law in her bathing suit.  I'm gonna have to slaughter a pig to get that image out of my mind.  You know we have been known to use her varicose veins as  a road map on vacation a few times..... hehe.  After I saw her I started to think of a few people I would not want to see in a bikini, bathing suit or Speedo.  Here are just a few: Donald Trump, Oprah, Paula (put some butter on it) Dean,  Kevin James, Tom from the Hawk and Tom Show  and Betty White.  We'll with Betty White it might be funny for an SNL show.  To be honest I ain't that pretty myself in a Speedo.  This has been a public service announcement from the Better Bikini Bureau of South Carolina.  Be careful at the beach, pool and lake this bathing suit season.
 (1) Comments
Tags :  
Social :




 

I'm Feelin' Gassy

Gas prices are outrageous.  They are higher than Charlie Sheen on a winning streak!  You know gas prices are high when the gas stations are offering free anger management classes with a fill up. Heck, for mother's day my mother wanted something expensive so I just bought her a tank of gas.   I'm trying to think of ways to use less gas.  I've even considered a motorcycle but every time I ride one, I have to stop and brush the bugs out of my teeth when I get there. Really, when are the prices going down?  The worst part about it is every time I borrow my wife's car, there isn't any gas in the tank. I know she does this on purpose. She drives an SUV, and the other day I had to take out a small loan from the bank just to fill it up!  I'll show those gas companies, I'll stop buying gas! (By the way, I need a ride to work tomorrow.). Sorry to complain.
 (0) Comments
Tags :  
Social :




 


social facebook twitter app pinterest
advertise with us
Recent Posts
Categories
Blog Tag Cloud
No Tags Found !
Archives