Torture Tuesday Gone Wrong
This past Torture Tuesday didn't go as planned, but do they ever?¬† Hawk and Tom are always trying to find a way to "Torture" me and yesterday the torture went to a new level.¬† I was ticketed for being a nuisance and fined $470.¬† I simply put on some snorkeling gear and jumped into the water fountain at the Hyatt on Main in Downtown Greenville.¬† The Greenville City Police Department didn't find that too funny, so...
Everyone seems to thinks that the ticket AND the fine¬†were ridiculous, but I'm ok with it.¬† The alternative was going to jail and that's exactly what I thought was going to happen when I was escorted to the back of the police car.¬† Intern James missed that part while recording the video, but he did get me floping around the fountain AND me talking with the officer.¬† Make that officers, because several police cars were on the scene.¬† Am I that much of a threat?
Here's the video..
You tell me what you think about the situation.¬† Was it really that bad?¬† The officers said I HAD to get the ticket because they ticket homeless people when they go wading in the fountains.¬† Come on.¬† Homeless people want to go to jail to have a nicer place to sleep AND eat.¬† I don't want to go to jail, so I'm gonna pay the fine.¬† Hawk and Tom said they would help out with the fine and Heidi promised me a beer.¬†¬† We'll see if they come through.¬† Check out www.hawkandtom.com to see the actual ticket and a video from one of the many listeners that came out to the Hyatt to see me.¬† I'm gonna go now and do a little praying, won't you join me?¬†¬† lol
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