So far today, I've trimmed my ear hair and eaten some cheeseballs. I think it's safe to say there will be no movie version of my life.


Something To Make You Laugh!!

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.   Well . . . you'll love this story about a girl named Alice.  Here’s her story…
My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.  I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name suddenly I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?  Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.  This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school.  Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang,' he gleamed with pride.  When did you graduate?' I asked.  He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?  You were in my class!' I exclaimed. 
He looked at me closely.  Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit, S.O.B. asked, “What did you teach??”

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11/19/2012 9:32AM
Something To Make You Laugh!!
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