The other night I couldn't sleep. So in the middle of the night I got up and I turned the tv on. It seemed like a good idea at the time. There really wasn't much on, a few lousy movies and about a hundred infomercials. I usually just turn past the infomercials but for whatever reason I didn't. I started watching and before long I was captivated. So many products! Medicines, facial cleansers, kitchen gadgets, cleaning supplies... you name it, they were selling it. It was fascinating! Maybe it was the late night or the lack of sleep but I found myself wanting EVERY item I saw. It was like all reason flew out the window. Suddenly, I NEEDED things I had never even considered buying before. A knife that cuts a penny--how have I lived this long without one? A bio- degradable cleaner so natural, you can drink it! Amazing....and handy! I don't have a problem with my complexion but I was even convinced I needed the facial cleansers, just in case. And who wouldn't want a Hoveround?! Have you seen how that thing handles corners? It was like I was in a buyers trance, and I have no idea how long it lasted. I woke up that morning with my phone and credit card in my hand. I don't remember much about the evening but something tells me I'm already done Christmas shopping.