Chris Goode
I hopped out of bed this morning like Fred Astaire. Or anyone else, really, who has been dead for 20 years.



Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison should make things a little bit clearer: The difference between being in PRISON and being at WORK: IN PRISON: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle IN PRISON: You get three fully paid for meals a day AT WORK: You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it IN PRISON: For good behavior, you get time off AT WORK: For good behavior, you get more work IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you AT WORK: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games IN PRISON: You get your own toilet AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit AT WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part AT WORK: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens AT WORK: They are called 'managers'

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