Movers and Shakers with Heidi Aiken
Does this screen make my face look fat?



Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison should make things a little bit clearer: The difference between being in PRISON and being at WORK: IN PRISON: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell AT WORK: You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle IN PRISON: You get three fully paid for meals a day AT WORK: You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it IN PRISON: For good behavior, you get time off AT WORK: For good behavior, you get more work IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you AT WORK: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games IN PRISON: You get your own toilet AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit AT WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part AT WORK: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens AT WORK: They are called 'managers'

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