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Mistaken Identity

I just returned from my vacation in Charleston SC.  What a trip.  You know my son  Asa is almost 3 and boy, did he embarrass me.   While shopping at the Market downtown Charlestown my wife, Rebecca, was looking at jewelry.   Well I decided to pass the time by pushing him in the stroller back and forth down the isle at the Market.  You know it's always crowded.  I stopped at the cookie booth to ask the lady behind the counter about her cookies.  There was a lady in front of us that was buying some cookies.  Well before I knew it Asa had jumped up behind the lady think is was his mama.  He started yelling Mama, Mama, Mama.  Reached up under here dress grabbed her around her thighs  with his face buried in her fanny yelling Mama, Mama, Mama the whole time.  The Lady yell wwooaaaa!  I just stood there in disbelief.  Apologized and walked away immediately.  The bad part about it was she had to be 3 times bigger than my wife...  What a disaster but a great story..

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09/12/2011 7:23PM
Mistaken Identity
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