My wife is out of town this week. ¬†She is in Florida with her sister (and my brother) visiting our new¬†niece. ¬†Her name is Raegan Mae and she is named after one of our greatest presidents of all time, and also my maternal grandmother who was named Mae. ¬†(I guess you know who I'm talking about with the president now!) ¬†Anyway, the point of all this is that she has the kids and the dog and I am a bachelor for the week. ¬†Until Sunday I have the house to myself. ¬†So I have been sitting around playing games on the computer and eating Twizzlers‚ĄĘ and Utz Cheese Balls from Sam's Club the whole time and I've already gained 8 lbs. ¬†And the house is a mess. ¬†I bet she can't wait to get back!