My wife is out of town this week. She is in Florida with her sister (and my brother) visiting our new niece. Her name is Raegan Mae and she is named after one of our greatest presidents of all time, and also my maternal grandmother who was named Mae. (I guess you know who I'm talking about with the president now!) Anyway, the point of all this is that she has the kids and the dog and I am a bachelor for the week. Until Sunday I have the house to myself. So I have been sitting around playing games on the computer and eating Twizzlers™ and Utz Cheese Balls from Sam's Club the whole time and I've already gained 8 lbs. And the house is a mess. I bet she can't wait to get back!