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Are You As Stupid As Me? I'm stupid 52% of the time...

Even smart people can do stupid things sometimes, as this test will prove. 

Mark which things you have done, then calculate your score by counting the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is also your percentage. Tag 10 of your friends, and re-post as "I do stupid things __% of the time." 1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not 7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush 8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand 9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull 10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push Running total: 8 11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion 12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. [x] Have had the juice from food hit someone else when you bit it 18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. [ ] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you walking outside in flipflops/barefoot. Subtotal: 7 21. [ ] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle <--Not my fault I swear! 23. [x] Have run into a closed door 25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. [ ] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock Subtotal: 2 31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. [x] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot 36. [ ]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. [ ] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. [x] Walked into a pole 40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone’s shoes by accident Subtotal: 7 41. [ ] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on 43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is that you were going to do 46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye 49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your underwear 50. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your glasses on

Subtotal: 7 51. [ ] Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. [ ] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was 55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. [x] Looked into an overhead projector purposefully while it was on 57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day 58. [ ] Forgot your own phone number 59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. [ ] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny Subtotal: 5

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. [ ] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it 63. [ ] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. [ ] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one 66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught Subtotal: 5 71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. [ ] Ran into a door jamb 74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. [ ] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand 77. [ ] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were high when you weren't 79. [ ] Have been so bizarre you actually scared people 80. [ ] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt Subtotal: 3 81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. [ ] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. [ ] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny 88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. [x] Have flung eating utensils at people 90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food Subtotal: 4 91. [ ] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention 97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. [ ] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling 99. [ ] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class 100.[x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Subtotal: 2 

Grand total: 52

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03/13/2009 1:17PM
Are You As Stupid As Me? I'm stupid 52% of the time...
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