A Female Co-Worker Sent This To Me.. I Thought It Was Funny..
Beer contains female hormones!¬† Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!¬†¬†Last month,¬†Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.¬† Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.¬†
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 bottles of beer within a one (1) hour period.¬† It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:
-¬† Argued over nothing.
-¬† Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
-¬† Gained weight.
-¬† Talked excessively without making sense.
-¬† Became overly emotional
-¬† Couldn't drive.
-¬† Failed to think rationally
-¬† Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
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